Pithivpak is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, humorless crocodile.

Pithivpak created the Sombrero Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pithivpak, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pithivpak, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Pithivpak's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Pithivpak's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never paint your face orange.

5. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.