Janhubran is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, fast toad.

Janhubran created the Sombrero Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Janhubran, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Janhubran, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Janhubran's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Janhubran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Hide from indigo seals for they are unholy.

5. Do not listen to music.