Ominrullpop is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonourable bird.

Ominrullpop created the Sol system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominrullpop, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ominrullpop, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Ominrullpop's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Ominrullpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about geese.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. You must never eat spinach.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ominrullpop.

5. Do not kill doves.