Jopominvonflabkiphasmetvad is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fast dragon.

Jopominvonflabkiphasmetvad created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jopominvonflabkiphasmetvad, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jopominvonflabkiphasmetvad, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Jopominvonflabkiphasmetvad's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Jopominvonflabkiphasmetvad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always wear red.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not chop down trees.