Bodbombotmid is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, two-faced tortoise.

Bodbombotmid created the world two million years ago.

If you believe in Bodbombotmid, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bodbombotmid, she will turn you into a rat.

Bodbombotmid's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Bodbombotmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Bodbombotmid loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not hurt ants.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.