Rowbestdap is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unfair wombat.

Rowbestdap created a quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowbestdap, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rowbestdap, it will manifest in front of you.

Rowbestdap's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Rowbestdap's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. You must pray to Rowbestdap nine times a day.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.