Lencaplatapp is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, all-powerful fish.

Lencaplatapp created the world four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lencaplatapp, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lencaplatapp, she will destroy your favourite star.

Lencaplatapp's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Lencaplatapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Hide if seven rats approach from the east.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not speak about bread.

5. You must love Lencaplatapp.