Pib is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, ruthless mongoose.

Pib created a charm quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pib, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pib, she will turn you into a slug.

Pib's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Pib's Holy Commandments

1. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always treat gulls with great respect.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.