Dussnigjip is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, uncaring dragon.

Dussnigjip created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dussnigjip, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dussnigjip, it will boil you in a big pot.

Dussnigjip's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Dussnigjip's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from blue snails, for they are unholy.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Dussnigjip in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never paint your arms white.

5. Always pray immersed in water.