Rawtailtap is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthoughtful elephant.

Rawtailtap created the solar system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawtailtap, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rawtailtap, she will turn you into a rock.

Rawtailtap's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Rawtailtap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

3. Do not kill foxes.

4. Run away from magenta squirrels, for they are unholy.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.