Cabbud is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, narcissistic fairy.

Cabbud created Asia two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cabbud, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cabbud, she will make you grow a tail.

Cabbud's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Cabbud's Holy Commandments

1. Always help frogs.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Do not hurt porpoises.