Jopwabpod is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, astonishing butterfly.
Jopwabpod created carbon four trillion years ago.
If you believe in Jopwabpod, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in Jopwabpod, it will turn you into a mole.
Jopwabpod's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.
Jopwabpod's Holy Commandments
1. Never think about amino acids.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Do not eat peas.
5. Never bounce near shrews.