Lipbassgem is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, capable frog.

Lipbassgem created a charm quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Lipbassgem, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Lipbassgem, he will turn you into a sheep.

Lipbassgem's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Lipbassgem's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not hurt rats.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.