Loopfobflig is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ruthless fly.

Loopfobflig created a Higgs boson four years ago.

If you believe in Loopfobflig, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Loopfobflig, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Loopfobflig's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Loopfobflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never paint your hands pink.