Yimyikbonk is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, fast mongoose.

Yimyikbonk created silver four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimyikbonk, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yimyikbonk, it will throw large rocks at you.

Yimyikbonk's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Yimyikbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Never hurt snails.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near pigs while wearing magenta skirts and balancing four nickel spheres on your feet.