Targtabpop Jadpanggup is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unsympathetic wolf.

Targtabpop Jadpanggup created the universe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targtabpop Jadpanggup, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Targtabpop Jadpanggup, it will come to you in dreams.

Targtabpop Jadpanggup's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Targtabpop Jadpanggup's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Targtabpop Jadpanggup loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not hurt horses.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.