Banfubtif Popwonrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, blissful camel.

Banfubtif Popwonrutt created a down quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Banfubtif Popwonrutt, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Banfubtif Popwonrutt, it will have a low opinion of you.

Banfubtif Popwonrutt's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Banfubtif Popwonrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never wear trousers.

4. Retreat if seven sheep approach from the west.

5. Always help sick mites.