Likripmifnut is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, weak toad.

Likripmifnut created viruses four billion years ago.

If you believe in Likripmifnut, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Likripmifnut, it will think nothing of it.

Likripmifnut's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Likripmifnut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Feed all hungry geese.

4. Never laugh in the presence of grasshopers.

5. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Likripmifnut in the centre of the settlement.