Cunbaffedmid is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, self-confident hare.

Cunbaffedmid created an atom three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunbaffedmid, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cunbaffedmid, she will not care at all.

Cunbaffedmid's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Cunbaffedmid's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cunbaffedmid.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never think about optics.

4. Never talk about nematodes.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.