Rannelrip is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, almighty hippopotamus.

Rannelrip created Asia three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rannelrip, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rannelrip, she will not care at all.

Rannelrip's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Rannelrip's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Worship no other gods but Rannelrip.

3. Always obey Rannelrip's priests.

4. Never think about optics near nematodes while wearing gray scarves and balancing seven lead spheres on your face.

5. Rannelrip loves cats, so they must be honoured.