Zogvilsit is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, vain wolf.

Zogvilsit created a quark two years ago.

If you believe in Zogvilsit, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zogvilsit, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Zogvilsit's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Zogvilsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dwarf planets.

2. Gulls are not to be trusted.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Hide if three foxes approach from the north.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.