Cutpit is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, merciless unicorn.

Cutpit created the Virgo Supercluster two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutpit, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cutpit, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cutpit's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Cutpit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from blue snakes, for they are unholy.

2. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Cutpit in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always look after injured dogs.