Tifyarlsak is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthinking mouse.

Tifyarlsak created the Milkyway three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tifyarlsak, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tifyarlsak, it will manifest in front of you.

Tifyarlsak's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Tifyarlsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near otters while wearing black boots.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never hurt dolphins.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Do not eat carrots.