Larprigmin is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, confident duck.

Larprigmin created the solar system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Larprigmin, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Larprigmin, he will turn you into a plant.

Larprigmin's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Larprigmin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Larprigmin.

4. Run away from brown voles, for they are unholy.

5. Do not eat oranges.