Bognelcit Dissflanbit is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, contented newt.

Bognelcit Dissflanbit created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bognelcit Dissflanbit, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bognelcit Dissflanbit, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bognelcit Dissflanbit's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Bognelcit Dissflanbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near mites.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Bognelcit Dissflanbit in the centre of the settlement.