Jop is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, confident wren.

Jop created bats five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jop, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jop, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Jop's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Jop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

3. You must never eat cucumbers.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always wear brown.