Fenquatgil is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, resourceful giraffe.

Fenquatgil created the Sombrero Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fenquatgil, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fenquatgil, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Fenquatgil's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Fenquatgil's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven swans approach from the east.

2. Put Fenquatgil first in all things.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never write about nebulae.