Busdutfun is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, contented walrus.

Busdutfun created the Sol system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Busdutfun, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Busdutfun, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Busdutfun's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Busdutfun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill hamsters.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always look after injured porpoises.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Never write about moons.