Fasditsit is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ruthless horse.

Fasditsit created a photon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fasditsit, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fasditsit, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Fasditsit's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Fasditsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never talk about moons.