Vengemlin is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-powerful dingo.

Vengemlin created a photon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vengemlin, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vengemlin, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Vengemlin's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Vengemlin's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Vengemlin five times a day.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not speak about grapes.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.