Jinzigwod is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, humorless mink.

Jinzigwod created time and space two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jinzigwod, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jinzigwod, she will try to impress you with trees.

Jinzigwod's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Jinzigwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill shrews.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not hurt tortoises.

5. Erect nine copper sculptures of Jinzigwod on top of important buildings.