Monbogneg is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, annoying bat.

Monbogneg created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Monbogneg, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Monbogneg, he will ignore you.

Monbogneg's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Monbogneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Monbogneg.

4. Never eat peas.

5. Never talk about moons.