Fidlabnull is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, kind squirrel.

Fidlabnull created oxygen six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fidlabnull, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fidlabnull, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Fidlabnull's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Fidlabnull's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Always look after injured horses.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Fidlabnull on top of all buildings.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near mice while wearing indigo boots.