Matfobyam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, vain hamster.

Matfobyam created the planet Saturn nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Matfobyam, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Matfobyam, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Matfobyam's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Matfobyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Feed all hungry dolphins.

5. Always stare at clouds.