Loghadcip is a god.

He takes the form of a large, able hydra.

Loghadcip created the planet Mars three billion years ago.

If you believe in Loghadcip, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Loghadcip, he will be very unhappy.

Loghadcip's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Loghadcip's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Loghadcip.

2. Loghadcip loves eagles, so they must be respected.

3. Never hurt great tits.

4. Run away if seven tortoises approach from the north.

5. Never eat cucumbers.