Tafgommeg is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, tranquil shark.

Tafgommeg created gold eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tafgommeg, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tafgommeg, she will turn you into a snail.

Tafgommeg's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Tafgommeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt pigs.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not shave your arms.