Godbassnatfudladgofkadbell is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, resourceful narwhal.

Godbassnatfudladgofkadbell created the cosmos six billion years ago.

If you believe in Godbassnatfudladgofkadbell, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Godbassnatfudladgofkadbell, he will send minions to preach to you.

Godbassnatfudladgofkadbell's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Godbassnatfudladgofkadbell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not hurt swans.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never eat bark.