Cidjatteen is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, astonishing clam.

Cidjatteen created a bottom quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidjatteen, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cidjatteen, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Cidjatteen's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Cidjatteen's Holy Commandments

1. Put Cidjatteen first in all things.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never talk about galaxies.