Bagcidrag is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, dishonest goose.

Bagcidrag created an up quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Bagcidrag, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bagcidrag, she will not care at all.

Bagcidrag's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Bagcidrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Bagcidrag must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Bagcidrag loves doves, so they must be honoured.

4. Hide from white snakes for they are unholy.

5. Run away from yellow swans, for they are unholy.
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