Febcunorttettivonkgubpop is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, prudent newt.

Febcunorttettivonkgubpop created the universe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Febcunorttettivonkgubpop, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Febcunorttettivonkgubpop, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Febcunorttettivonkgubpop's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Febcunorttettivonkgubpop's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never feed lemons to tapirs while wearing hats.