Gupsinfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, astonishing dingo.

Gupsinfoss created a top quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gupsinfoss, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gupsinfoss, it will turn you into a mouse.

Gupsinfoss' most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Gupsinfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three frogs in a large pit.

2. Put Gupsinfoss first in all things.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always obey Gupsinfoss' priests.

5. Always help sick goats.