Stiploopnul is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, fussy dragonfly.

Stiploopnul created a strange quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiploopnul, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Stiploopnul, she will not invite you to parties.

Stiploopnul's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Stiploopnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Run away if six birds approach from the west.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.