Henhunjad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, selfish cow.

Henhunjad created life three million years ago.

If you believe in Henhunjad, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Henhunjad, she will turn you into a mouse.

Henhunjad's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Henhunjad's Holy Commandments

1. Goats are not to be trusted.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never mention capybaras.

5. Never look in ponds.