Kamwaprull is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, flying tapir.

Kamwaprull created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kamwaprull, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kamwaprull, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Kamwaprull's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Kamwaprull's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

2. Manatees are not to be trusted.

3. Do not speak about aubergines.

4. Never go into blue rooms.

5. Hide if eight seals approach from the north.