Gedtinarn is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, effective otter.

Gedtinarn created the Cigar Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedtinarn, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gedtinarn, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gedtinarn's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Gedtinarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed corn to swans while wearing white coats.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not keep six capybaras in a large pit.

4. Never think about optics.

5. Never wear violet corsets.