Fadtofmit is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, witty salamander.

Fadtofmit created the cosmos five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadtofmit, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fadtofmit, he will cry a lot.

Fadtofmit's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Fadtofmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. You must love Fadtofmit.

4. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

5. Never think about planets.