Bonflyfun is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, merciful slug.

Bonflyfun created gold two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonflyfun, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bonflyfun, she will strike you with lightening.

Bonflyfun's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Bonflyfun's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat seals with great respect.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. Never sit in holy places.