Gatominyog is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, contented dog.

Gatominyog created the planet Venus five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gatominyog, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gatominyog, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gatominyog's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Gatominyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about eukaryotes.

2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always treat great tits with great respect.

4. Always wear white.

5. Do not chop down trees.