Bonmitgan is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, stupid squirrel.

Bonmitgan created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bonmitgan, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bonmitgan, she will send minions to preach to you.

Bonmitgan's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Bonmitgan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nucleic acids.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bonmitgan.

3. Do not hurt doves.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never go into pink rooms.