Tagsitquaf is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, omnipotent wasp.

Tagsitquaf created time and space five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tagsitquaf, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tagsitquaf, she will turn you into a mouse.

Tagsitquaf's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Tagsitquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not wear violet clothing.

4. Do not take Tagsitquaf's name in vain.

5. Always obey Tagsitquaf's priests.